Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
The air taste purple.
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