I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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