I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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