I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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