We're like a lot better than the average bears
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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