I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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