I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
vagina is talking i cant
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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