The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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