What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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