i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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