Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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