I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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