Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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