If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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