So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
There's always time for handjobs
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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