the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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