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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze

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  you have the best friends

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!

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