THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there