Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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