you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
bring money and cleavage
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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