...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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