At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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