I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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