How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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