Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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