Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Shame - the story of my life.
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