Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You pole danced in your parka.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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