i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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