She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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