for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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