last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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