dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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