Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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