Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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