Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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