i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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