i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens