I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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