i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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