Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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