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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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