ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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