i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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