So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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