You really coming over, don't trick.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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