i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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