I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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