You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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