you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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