I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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