I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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