so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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