Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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