i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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