dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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