I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Randomize
