Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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