i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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