is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
my liver is dry heaving
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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